The story of the man from Gilead
  • tockthewatchdog:

    mattheuphonium:

    kim-jong-chill:

    i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

    fabulous 

    i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

    (via aurorinthetardis)

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  • i-am-the-eggbert:

    aber-flyingtiger:

    goonandcatchyourdreams:

    imnothavinit:

    Notice something in common in these photos?

    It’s not what you think

    I gave it away in the third pic

    That’s right! None of these cops are wearing badges or name tags! I wonder why… seems like it’d be important to wear those, since it’s even illegal not to in other states…

    They’re not…wearing…badges…
    This could be really bad. Like Joker bad.

    Isn’t the badge the sole indicator of your legal authority as a police officer?

    Yes, and, as stated above, it’s illegal to act as one without it.

    (via aurorinthetardis)

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  • marthemacabre:

    reckless-emotions:

    gaylucifer:

    Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

    damn you banana man

    WHERE’s the banana guy?….

    (via aurorinthetardis)

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  • marthemacabre:

    heithel:

    fannibleh:

    uobyugit:

    not my family bitch

    why am i crying

    “Stay away of my territory”

    THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

    (Source: 4gifs, via aurorinthetardis)

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  • drawingguitarist:

    Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

    (Source: herotox, via thenot-so-frenchhornplayer)

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  • bananawrackspurts:

    "So are you and Barb still goin’ to the Coleman’s barbecue next week?"

    (Source: fussybabybitch, via thenot-so-frenchhornplayer)

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  • legionaru:

    Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

    (via the-hands-that-weave)

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  • ambitiousgurl1:

    College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

    (via the-hands-that-weave)

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  • kropotkindersurprise:

    Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

    (via aurorinthetardis)

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  • Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

    (Source: iamnevertheone, via aurorinthetardis)

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  • 824706:

    this is honestly……………………………………..so much

    (Source: fagflow, via the-hands-that-weave)

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  • (Source: forgottenships, via danielodowd)

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