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  • coolm35:









    so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

    i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

    actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

    I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

    looks like someone’s a HO


    i’m done with all of you

    So I finally found the science side

    greatest thing. in love.

    (via vulcanwizard)

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  • berrodtherapscallion:

    me getting onto tumblr in the morning

    (Source: gravityfells, via the-hands-that-weave)

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    • outfit game: on point
    • mental health game: ?????
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  • brainstatic:

    This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

    (via the-hands-that-weave)

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  • (Source: triumphbikes)

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  • (Source: barbagarage, via skull-cycles)

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  • davydiddlesdrums:

    When you see it…

    (via thenot-so-frenchhornplayer)

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  • ambitiousgurl1:

    College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

    (via the-hands-that-weave)

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  • kingcitywitch:



    I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

    This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

    I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

    (via anditsrainingonthecoast)

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  • agelfeygelach:




    It’s a cute little thing though.

    Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

    My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

    Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

    (via just-a-hopeless-wanderer)

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